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Mothers!!!!
Annie comes to visit her son, John, who lives with a girl roommate Katie. During dinner, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Katie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Katie came to John saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote :
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Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, John.
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Several days later, John received an email from his Mother which read :
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Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Katie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Katie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under her pillow...
Love, Mom.
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Lesson of the day:
Don't EVER Lie to Your Mother.....
Mothers!!!!
